To the people of Scotland, from a grateful American: [View all]

Thank you, people of Scotland, for giving Trump the welcome he deserves. Thank you for your always hilariously caustic insults that, however imaginative, can never truly plumb the depths of this most revolting excuse for a wannabe human. Thank you for standing in solidarity with we Americans who see this walking pile of pestilential feculence for what he is, and constantly hope for his exit from the political scene, in whatever form that exit may take.

The sooner you send him packing from your eye-poppingly beautiful country, the better for everyone. Don't allow him to soil such a wonderful place, in whatever form that soiling may take.

You have my undying respect, affection, and love.

Thank you again.

Aristus
American veteran and patriot
Friend of Scotland forever