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Kaleva

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11. Good thing the sister didn't have a gun and mistook him for an intruder.

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 20, 2017, 03:15 PM

Sep 2017

It'd be sooo embarrassing to be laying shot on the floor with a Kenmore Beater Bar Power Mate attached to one's penis.

I could tell some stories myself but that was a long time ago and the stories will die with me.

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