Florida man sings his way in to trouble [View all]
Here's a Florida Man who is a real gentleman
A retiree was arrested after serenading a female neighbor with an original song that referred to her as a bitch and a witch, according to Florida court records.
Police say Robert Mirabella, 62, played guitar and sang his original composition last Saturday morning while on the front porch of a residence in Wildwood, a city that includes portions of The Villages, the sprawling retirement community.
According to an arrest report, the female victim told police that she was having ongoing issues with her next-door neighbors, whom she accused of harassment.
The woman said she was sitting on her front porch when Mirabella started to play the guitar and sing on the front porch of the neighboring home. The woman heard Mirabella croon, There is a neighbor who was a bitch and I see her now, shes just a witch.
As the great Ouiser Boudreaux said, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he drops a deuce in it.