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9. Ok, all that's missing from this totally Florida story is the open can of Natural Ice (Natty Ice)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:31 PM

Feb 2021

However, it is sunny and 78 degrees here for those of us who are not masturbating in our cars...

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Florida man caught masturbating in Walmart parking lot told cops he was 'lonely' [View all] marmar Feb 2021 OP

By a lonely Walmart wall, I heard a young man bawling.... OnDoutside Feb 2021 #1

Ugh leftieNanner Feb 2021 #2

dude...get a room... dhill926 Feb 2021 #3

"Walmart wanker"... grilling some steaks and having a beer outside NoMoreRepugs Feb 2021 #4

hey, it's just a youthful indiscretion... getagrip_already Feb 2021 #5

Was his girlfriend inside WalMart buying lingerie ? magicarpet Feb 2021 #6

That's why I never shake hands with the greeters. dameatball Feb 2021 #7

In another store he could be kairos12 Feb 2021 #8

Dude, the jerk store called... Blue Owl Feb 2021 #10