Former Delivery Man Found With a 600 Year Old Mummy 'Girlfriend' in His Cooler Bag [View all]

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Police in Peru have seized a mummified human, between 600 and 800 years old, from a former food delivery man who claimed to have had it at his home for three decades.

​The mummy was in the isothermal bag the man had once used to deliver food to people's homes.

​The man, 26-year-old Julio Cesar Bermejo, will remain in detention while investigators look into the case, a government official told AFP on Tuesday.

Bermejo told local media the mummy, who he called "Juanita," was "like my spiritual girlfriend."

https://www.sciencealert.com/former-delivery-man-found-with-a-600-year-old-mummy-girlfriend-in-his-cooler-bag

Sadly, lots more detail in the full article. Enjoy.