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Danascot

(5,082 posts)

7. No offence

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2023, 05:51 PM

Oct 2023

but this barely moves the needle by Florida Man standards. Give me a story with something like alligators, vehicles and/or Waffle House.

Here are some recent examples from https://floridaman.com/

• Florida Man ‘Sexually Assaults’ Stuffed Olaf Doll at Target
• Florida Man Removes 9 Foot Alligator from Pool
• Florida Man Tries to Get Alligator Drunk, Gets Bitten
• Florida Man Hits Mechanic with Golf Club for Fixing Car Too Slow
• Florida Man Driving Car Full of Stolen Mail Crashes into Trailer Full of Alpacas
• 350-Pound Florida Man Attempts to Steal 2 TV’s from WalMart, Trips after Pants Fall Down

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Drunk Florida man drops his pants, yells 'where's my weapon' while exposing self to deputies, officials say [View all] marmar Oct 2023 OP

there was a different way stopdiggin Oct 2023 #1

Ah, but it brings back the memories of boot camp. Chainfire Oct 2023 #2

We learned the hard way in Boot Camp 1969 morning formation rickford66 Oct 2023 #4

You were two years ahead of me, but nothing changed. ;) Chainfire Oct 2023 #6

I'll bet this guy is either a cop, clergy, or a coach. Aristus Oct 2023 #3

If not, he meets the minimum requirements for all three jobs. Chainfire Oct 2023 #5

No offence Danascot Oct 2023 #7