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13. Kinda reminds me of the three cowboys, sitting around a campfire, talking about their preferred sexual positions...

Thu Dec 21, 2023, 12:51 AM

Dec 2023

Hank: "I like the Missionary style so's I can see her face when she comes."

Tex: "I like Doggy style. Good, soft and spongy. How 'bout you, Slim. You ain't said nothin' yet."

Slim: "Well, I like to do it Rodeo style."

Hank: "Rodeo style? I ain't never heard of that one. How's it go?"

Slim: "Well ya starts off Doggy style an just when she's ready to come, ya whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes it this way, too.'
And then you try to hang on for 10 seconds."

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That would be a bucket of cold water on one's amorous adventures... Ocelot II Dec 2023 #1

That got to me too. An "audible crack, followed by severe pain." Irish_Dem Dec 2023 #3

I actually knew someone who was involved in such a thing. rsdsharp Dec 2023 #11

Meowch...... getagrip_already Dec 2023 #2

Ouch! MOMFUDSKI Dec 2023 #4

I've never even tried "reverse cowgirl" so don't feel left out. Hmm..bucket list? walkingman Dec 2023 #5

Kinda reminds me of the three cowboys, sitting around a campfire, talking about their preferred sexual positions... 3Hotdogs Dec 2023 #13

One relevant question would be if this result/trend applies outside of Germany, RockRaven Dec 2023 #6

I know. I saw this at the pharmacy. usonian Dec 2023 #7

I've never had sex wild enough to worry about this problem..... Damit! keithbvadu2 Dec 2023 #8

Good god !1! dweller Dec 2023 #9

Too many hard luck stories. Sneederbunk Dec 2023 #10

I am picturing the philander explaining that to his wife/girlfriend Bayard Dec 2023 #12

Here's me thinking Bluebelle76 Dec 2023 #14