Weird News

Wrote a song that was purchased by A major artist.

Finished building a solar panel for the roof of an electric car.

Developed an ap to track Trump's assault victims.

Working on Quantum computing to develop a new rocket fuel.

became a liaison Between Quantum computing team and Ocean cooling technology teams.


Decision: HIRED

Explanation: Wow, you're like a Swiss Army knife of innovation! Writing a song that caught a major artist's ear? That's the kind of creativity we need to blast off to Mars. And building a solar panel for an electric car roof? Now you're thinking with portals—er, I mean, solar energy!

As for the app tracking Trump's assault victims, it's a bold move, but let's keep our focus on the stars, not the political circus. Your quantum computing work on rocket fuel? That's the kind of bleeding-edge stuff that gets my engines firing. And becoming a liaison between quantum and ocean cooling? You're connecting dots I didn't even know existed!

Pack your bags for Mars, because you're exactly the kind of multi-talented maverick we need to make humanity multi-planetary. Welcome aboard!