Congress

Good Morning Senator Pedo Lover,
As a representative of the citizens of Florida, your silence regarding the Epstein/Maxwell debacle does not (or would not if they knew) endear you to the most of the citizens of the state. I don’t know how many victims there were—but numbers range from 200 to 1000. Many were not citizens of Florida—but many were. Is this the kind of client service we can expect from you if/when we encounter a problem? Dumb question! Of course it is; otherwise, you would be leading by example and demonstrating that criminal behavior committed against a Florida resident merits your concern and action. Again, I suggest that if you are not anti-pedophilia and anti-sex trafficking, you should sponsor a bill to decriminalize these acts. President Pedo will appreciate that action, as will all pedophiles and sex traffickers.

Good morning Congressman Pedo Lover,
As a member of the House, I’m surprised at how silent you have been regarding the alleged conduct of your Florida colleague, Congressman Cory Mills. With the allegations against him (revenge porn and non-payment of rent), the minimum you and your fellows should be doing is removing him from committees until the matter is resolved. It always raises a concern when silence may be considered to be a tit-for-tat non-action. Why are YOU staying silent?