Congress

Good morning Senator/Congressman Pedo Lover,

On Wednesday, 8/20, I heard President Pedo declare Netanyahu a war hero, and because he (President Pedo) provided armaments, he, too, is a war hero. Are you and your Guardians of Pedophiles colleagues in either house proposing a Purple Heart or a Congressional Medal of Honor for 5-deferment President Pedo? So far, you have demonstrated that whatever President Pedo asks for, you will bend over backwards to give him. How do you think other deserving medal recipients (past, present and future) will regard an action like this? Your constituents would like a voice in a decision like this. Quite frankly, I would urge you to wait until President Pedo is eligible for the Darwin Award. I think he would be a shoo-in for that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.