Congress

Good morning Senator/Congressman Pedo Lover,

If you don’t want to introduce a bill decriminalizing pedophilia and lowering the age of consent to 3, you might consider doing something that your constituents would support. Members of Congress, who are privy to insider information, should be prohibited from trading individual stocks while serving in Congress. This is a matter of public trust and aims to prevent corruption. The Guardians of Pedophiles (GOP) is already acknowledging that President Pedo defines corruption, and have told him that if such legislation is designed, he will be exempted from its reach. It’s my understanding that Senator Rick Scott—like his leader—feels there is no such thing as enough, and continues to benefit (profit) from insider information. And while we pay his salary, perks, healthcare and pension, he remains firmly on the side of taking healthcare away from vulnerable Americans, and free lunches away from children. Thank you for your attention to this matter.