Vegetarian, Vegan and Animal Rights

First there was the time I had to pick her up very early to take her in for day surgery. She called me before I was going to head over to ask "Is Miracle Whip vegan?" I explained that it isn't, it's got eggs in it. "Oh, because I was going to make you a tuna sandwich. That's okay, I'm not sure the bread is vegan."



Then there was the time she asked me to bring flvegan over for Thanksgiving. "Oh, are you going to make something for us?" I asked. Her response, I swear to god: "Is Pepsi vegan? Because we'll have that. And the veggie tray, but I guess you can't have ranch dressing. Oh, and potato chips." Because nothing says Thanksgiving with the family like baby carrots, plain Lay's chips and Pepsi.