Health

I'm doing it because I tested positive* and I don't want to get anyone else infected like you, because in the USA just this year alone more than a quarter of a million people have already died from Covid.**

And then I cough several times, really loud, in their general direction.

I've also mastered the art of strategic social distancing using a large sized shopping cart. Both of my strategies are very satisfying. And after all, girls just wanna have fun.

Thanks for sharing this, appalachiablue.



❤️ pants



*This is a brazen lie.
**This is the scary truth.