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justaprogressive

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13. There is ONE frozen pizza on the market worth your money.
Fri Sep 19, 2025, 09:32 AM
Sep 19
Screaming Sicilian. It's the real deal. All the other pizza manufacturers should JUST GIVE UP.!!

Our founder, Gaspare “Papa Palermo” Fallucca, was a passionate guy who gave a darn about quality and creating the best frozen pizza. A Sicilian immigrant who came to the Americas in 1954, he had with him a fifth-grade education, a suitcase full of family recipes and the firm belief that pizza should be over-the-top and get your taste buds begging for more.

Papa Palermo’s passion would come out in a loud and excited voice. Those around him would say, “Don’t scream at me!” and “Why are you screamin’ at me?” He would reply, “I’m not screamin’!” So, when we set out to make the best frozen pizza, we decided that the best way to honor Papa Palermo’s magnetic passion, thick mustache and over-the-top, screamin’ nature was to name our Screamin’ Sicilian Pizza after the man we all loved and bring his mustache’s legacy into homes across America. In our world, if you’re not screamin’ about your frozen pizza, then it ain’t the best frozen pizza there is.

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Chicago, Uno, Due elleng Sep 18 #1
Try scratch making your own crust. You'll never go back to anyone else's pizza. marble falls Sep 18 #2
I do. chowmama Sep 18 #3
Where's the fight? marble falls Sep 19 #11
Do it with natural leavening tishaLA Sep 19 #8
It's worth it. Won't be ready for three days, but so worth it. marble falls Sep 19 #12
Yes! buzzycrumbhunger Sep 19 #14
That's what cooking used to be, a progression. And then we eat soup! marble falls Sep 19 #17
Yep buzzycrumbhunger Sep 19 #18
Pretty much straight pepperoni pizza. Very picky eater, so didn't eat one until in my mid-20s. Silent Type Sep 18 #4
OMG bamagal62 Sep 18 #5
When I was in college I and several friends LastDemocratInSC Sep 18 #6
Flamkuchen, or tart flambe Old Crank Sep 19 #7
I just read a rant by Kenji Lopez-Alt earlier this week, tishaLA Sep 19 #9
Leftover Breakfast Pizza Inkey Sep 19 #10
There is ONE frozen pizza on the market worth your money. justaprogressive Sep 19 #13
My son loves those! buzzycrumbhunger Sep 19 #15
I don't take money, but they're better or as good as justaprogressive Sep 19 #16
Thanks, have seen them @ grocery. elleng Sep 19 #19
the supreme is the best justaprogressive Sep 20 #21
I think people in the U.S. or NJ, at least NJCher Sep 20 #20
Well umm yeah. justaprogressive Sep 20 #22
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