Anybody care to stop around and read a fortune cookie over coffee. [View all]

Before you say yes . It may take awhile to get to the fortune cookie part as will have to wait on Dunc the golden chunk to produce.
Reasoning behind the wait is yesterday as i was in the kitchen cleaning the counters.
This seventy nine pound furry long eared galoot counter surfed a Chinese takeout fortune cookie and then proceeded to haul ass out of the kitchen with his score.
I once read a meme that said. There is no faster land mammal than a dog, when you ask ( what do you have in your mouth) the conversation yesterday went.
Me - After catching the golden shit head out of my peripheral vision. Hey what are you doing you drop that.

Dunc - Doing the side eye front paws on counter then takes off out of the kitchen for living room.
How do i know it was a fortune cookie, he spit out the wrapper on floor after eating it. Yet no fortune cookie paper.