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BumRushDaShow

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5. One of my sisters has a black lab
Thu May 29, 2025, 08:33 AM
May 29

who demands that I "pay a toll" (a treat) to come through the front door. Then if I walk over to sit on the sofa, I am of course "in his spot" (which of course, is the whole sofa), so he jumps up on the sofa where I am sitting, and then jams his 100+ lb self behind my back so we can "share" the spot.

If I move to one of the chairs, he jumps off and then promptly sits on my foot.

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