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Marthe48

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5. My work here is done!

Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 18, 2025, 05:13 PM

Jul 18

Lol. Maybe you can find something worse.
When I was a kid, my best friend told me this one: What did the Pink Panther say when he saw a crushed bug?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead a-ant.

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A young couple went on 8 dates, went to the movies on the 9th [View all] Marthe48 Jul 16 OP

Who WRITES this stuff? bucolic_frolic Jul 16 #1

I love it, Thank you Marthe48 JMCKUSICK Jul 16 #2

I used to use the Batman Prayer before lunch Seinan Sensei Jul 18 #3

Oh! That's Bad! 3825-87867 Jul 18 #4

My work here is done! Marthe48 Jul 18 #5

Oh no! 3825-87867 Jul 19 #7

Yep!!!! I Love It! BurnDoubt Jul 21 #8

A local friend texted me with an addendum: 3825-87867 Friday #9

This message was self-deleted by its author Marthe48 Jul 18 #6