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usonian

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6. You saw the Italians who see tourists all day.

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Fri Oct 3, 2025, 08:54 PM

Friday

Go where tourists aren't. Google sends people where Google is paid to send people.

Say, is that cousin Roberto?

And in Napoli, they always make extra in case visitors show up.

Consult me next time, or send me ahead to scout.
I'm planning to make some tiramisu tonight.
Come on over!

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I always thought Italians were friendly [View all] KS Toronado Friday OP

You're lucky snowybirdie Friday #1

The 3 times I went from 2016-2018 the venetians were kind and expressed sympathy for us having the orange turd kimbutgar Friday #2

I've never been to Italy, but I spent 2 1/2 weeks in China with an American Express tour group. rsdsharp Friday #3

Were you speaking Italian? There's a way that Europeans address or greet each other....that may be different . Bread and Circuses Friday #4

For the record, the lady that "introduced" me to things was Italian! GreenWave Friday #5

You saw the Italians who see tourists all day. usonian Friday #6

Ok, I'll come over. Can I get to your place using Goggle Earth? KS Toronado Saturday #13

Google won't do, but GPS will. usonian Saturday #14

I lived in Venice for seven years during the 80s. Did you say "Hi" or "Buon giorno"? fierywoman Friday #7

Remember this is the HUMOR Forum KS Toronado Friday #8

I noticed. Collimator Friday #9

So you get the Oscar! KS Toronado Saturday #11

Google Earth is a cheap way to tour Old Crank Saturday #10

And you get an Oscar also KS Toronado Saturday #12

I took you a bit more literally "google" than the "google earth" tour bus. usonian Saturday #15

Funny! bif Sunday #16