True Crime

Reading JUST the headline, before I got into the "extortion" part of the story, I wondered, to myself, "Why would anyone who is a CEO be so cheap that they'd have sex in a Waffle House?"

Then I wondered, "Hell, where'd they do the deed? On one of those tables? The counter? The floor? Some creative positioning?"

And that led to my wondering "Who would devalue themselves so much that they'd have sex in a damn Waffle House? There's got to be affordable hotels nearby--there always are--Waffle Houses make their money off the affordable hotel trade, often as not!"

Then I clicked on the story and said to myself "Ooooh....never MIND!"


But I sure had some fun with my imagination before I got the real scoop, there!

Here's yer kick and rec, then!