Sports

Imagine having to wear a hard plastic bra when you’re doing something physically active—only instead of breast tissue, it’s encasing something that can cause pain that drops you like a stone when it gets pinched. Anyone who’s been vigorously poked in the ovary during sex can surely relate to how important it is to protect your ‘nads, and that the protection is not a sure-fire way to protect them when it shifts because you’re playing a physically active game.

They’re clearly not doing it to show off—it’s self preservation. I think it’s okay to grant them a little grace, isn’t it?