Baseball

"Well, for next Tuesday's game, let's say Peterman is put on injured reserve--"

"He's not."
"Let's just say! Speculate! Say Peterman's on IR, and they substitute Jones."
"They'd never go for Jones first! Smith has 6 more RBIs against southpaws on Tuesdays."

"I SAID, LET'S JUST SAY! So Jones is in, and if he strikes out in the ninth inning--"

"If the game even goes that long! It might be called for rain!"

"Forget rain! Let's say he strikes out in the ninth inning to end the game. Jones."
"Okay. Jones. Ninth inning strikeout."

"Yeah, then he'd be only the third Angel to have more strikeouts than hits in the ninth inning on a Tuesday. EVER!"

"Wow. Yeah. That would be something."