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Permanut

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15. And not only that..

Wed Oct 24, 2018, 11:28 PM

Oct 2018

Okay, so Jesus supports Donald Trump and the Republicans. BUT.. there's also those liberals that Jesus hates, you know.

Barbara Carmack, right wing nut job Bible thumper with a daily radio show out of Denver, spoke for all of the other right wing fanatic zombie cult groupies when she informed us on today's show that all of those left wing liberal pagans who tried to derail the confirmation of Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court are "demon possessed from the pits of Hell".

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Jesus Wants You to Vote for Republicans [View all] MineralMan Oct 2018 OP

Tell those money-changers to get out of the f**king temple. DetlefK Oct 2018 #1

This is nothing new. Mariana Oct 2018 #6

"Republican Jesus" was a funny comic in alternative papers a few decades ago. Bretton Garcia Oct 2018 #16

If Jesus appeared today C_U_L8R Oct 2018 #2

Hmm...perhaps... MineralMan Oct 2018 #3

LOVE Fugelsang's take on Jesus and the GOP... Moostache Oct 2018 #4

I like that - going to use it in a letter to the editor packman Oct 2018 #7

Pretty good, except Jesus wasn't nonviolent. Mariana Oct 2018 #9

Do me a favor... NeoGreen Oct 2018 #5

Sorry. Can't do that. MineralMan Oct 2018 #8

Oh well, it was worth a try. (nt) NeoGreen Oct 2018 #11

Jesus want you to sell arms to Saudis, and be OK with them torturing and beheading people muriel_volestrangler Oct 2018 #10

Yes. And Pat Robertson has a direct line to Jesus. MineralMan Oct 2018 #12

Assuming he actually existed qazplm135 Oct 2018 #13

The needs of the poster require one interpretation only. guillaumeb Oct 2018 #14

And not only that.. Permanut Oct 2018 #15

I don't think Jesus would have wanted you to vote at all. Act_of_Reparation Oct 2018 #17