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Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing

Ricochet21

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4. It was Elma

Reply to kimmerspixelated (Reply #3)

Sun Aug 26, 2012, 08:57 PM

Aug 2012

his old car mechanic
and she said to him, "Why didn't you use a screwdriver instead?"
Mango: "A screwdriver, what for?"
Elma: "If you twist it counter-clockwise in your belly button, your ass will fall off."

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Mango scratched his head. [View all] kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 OP

SO the scratching produced something he'd never seen before. kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 #1

Been so long Ricochet21 Aug 2012 #2

Ahhh, but our hero kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 #3

It was Elma Ricochet21 Aug 2012 #4

Well, Hot Diggity Dawggg! kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 #5

(Why is EVERYTHING glow in the dark?) Ricochet21 Aug 2012 #6

Would you like me to loan you this book? kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 #7

I think Ricochet21 Aug 2012 #8

Yeah, re-reading kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 #9

R.I.P. Mango Ricochet21 Aug 2012 #10

I'm apalled! kimmerspixelated Aug 2012 #11