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Warpy

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1. I knew when I first read this one that it would be thrown out
Wed Jul 22, 2015, 05:58 PM
Jul 2015

at some level of the process. I'm a little surprised it had to get to the appellate level.

Hang your face over a hot metal tray of sizzling, popping food in grease, you're going to get your face burnt. The time to be pious is before the food arrives. That way, nobody will have to watch theirs get cold while you give god his marching orders.

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I knew when I first read this one that it would be thrown out Warpy Jul 2015 #1
Except that it was his appeal. LiberalAndProud Jul 2015 #2
God Hates Fajitas n/t Binkie The Clown Jul 2015 #3
Jeez, you just can't be a pious individual anymore. Curmudgeoness Jul 2015 #4
I think every dish should be delivered with a warning LiberalAndProud Jul 2015 #5
We can laugh now, Curmudgeoness Jul 2015 #6
Would it be a bad thing? LiberalAndProud Jul 2015 #7
Not buying part of that story. onager Jul 2015 #8
Customers cooked their own meat right at the table. AlbertCat Jul 2015 #10
Ha! Usually I'd agree. onager Jul 2015 #15
Pointing and laughing . . . now. mr blur Jul 2015 #9
God hates Applebee's. AtheistCrusader Jul 2015 #11
When god agrees with you, it's all good. LiberalAndProud Jul 2015 #12
He doesn't like to be reminded of apples, due to that whole Eve thing, ya know. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #13
Guess where I had lunch. LiberalAndProud Jul 2015 #14
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