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Atheists & Agnostics

progressoid

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10. what you athisests don't understand is that it DOES work!1!

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 4, 2017, 10:54 AM

Sep 2017

In fact, its very scientific. We just need more poeple praying to offset the negativity from the athiests and the infidels and the fornicators. It's simple math.

God is a busy guy - fighting evil like a super hero. If you want you prayers answered, you better get a mega church praying for you.

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Good news, Twitler's national day of prayer worked! [View all] beam me up scottie Sep 2017 OP

That is.......... MyOwnPeace Sep 2017 #1

Yep. Prayer: How to do nothing and pretend you helped beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #2

Perfect. mountain grammy Sep 2017 #6

Hey mountain grammy! beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #7

its a miracle! Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #3

You mock but I've heard stories! beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #4

At the very least, Mr.Bill Sep 2017 #5

Does it have to be explained why anecdotal evidence Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #8

Yeah, that's why I said Mr.Bill Sep 2017 #9

what you athisests don't understand is that it DOES work!1! progressoid Sep 2017 #10

Rite?? beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #11

whenever I hear about a scientific prayer study in progress I immediately start sacrificing goats Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #12