Atheists & Agnostics

Which reminds me of a joke:

A priest and his friend are playing Golf.
The friend misses an easy putt and shouts angrily: "Goddammit! Missed again!"

He does this on just about every hole.

The priest eventually can't take it any longer and tells his friend: "You know, if you keep blaspheming like that, the Lord will eventually take his revenge on you."

The friend promises to stop doing it and the next few holes pass uneventfully.

Finally, on the 18th, the friend misses another easy shot that would have won him the game.
"Goddammit! Missed again!", he screams.

Suddenly a bold of lightning comes from the sky and strikes, not the friend, but the priest who is fried to a crisp, and a booming voice echoes from the clouds:

"Goddammit! Missed again!"