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In reply to the discussion: Social Awkwardness [View all]

usonian

(21,837 posts)
4. I couldn't begin to list my gaffes.
Sun Jul 6, 2025, 01:36 PM
Jul 2025

But they were all missed opportunities, not utterances.

So, despite being unaware in social situations, I have always thought things through a second ahead of time before speaking, and that has saved my ass time and time again.

Those missed opportunities will never come back, but you still have the opportunity to say

"Did I say that? Holy Guacamole!"
"I thought we would never meet again, but there you go. I was wrong and glad that I was"

"Were you on social media? I have been too busy {inventing the next great thing, composing symphonies ... whatever you can back up}

and some pithy quote about people meeting after a long time.
There are probably many literary examples.

Or music:
"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when"
Used in ending of "Doctor Strangelove"

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Social Awkwardness [View all] berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 OP
Me Too Timewas Jul 2025 #1
We should start a chocolate shoes business... berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #5
Get back out of that cave, go to the library or bookstore and read, "A Little Less Broken," Schembari, about Timeflyer Jul 2025 #2
I have a sister and a brother on the spectrum berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #6
I had to be told this, it's easy for us to self-deprecate justaprogressive Jul 2025 #3
Years of therapy and it's still so hard to take that sec before responding berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #7
see? justaprogressive Jul 2025 #9
I couldn't begin to list my gaffes. usonian Jul 2025 #4
Growing up I was picked on for the weird shit I'd say and do berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #8
Sounds to me like you're a creative person, the likes of a Picasso usonian Jul 2025 #12
❤️ littlemissmartypants Jul 2025 #10
Hey there sista! berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #11
I love Loners! littlemissmartypants Jul 2025 #13
I had an awkward moment with a best friend from childhood peacebuzzard Sep 27 #14
Maybe you weren't her best friend but she was yours. MIButterfly 21 hrs ago #15
That is about how i feel peacebuzzard 20 hrs ago #16
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