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Buddhism

bif

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4. And then...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 03:22 PM

Jun 20

He hands the vendor a 20-dollar bill. After a bit he says, "Where's my change?" The vendor responds, "Change comes from within."

In the version I heard it was the Dalai Lama.

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Buddhist joke [View all] bif Jun 19 OP

My friend a Buddhist will laugh at this one-thanks for the chuckle Stargazer99 Jun 20 #1

You're welcome! bif Jun 20 #2

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? twodogsbarking Jun 20 #3

And then... bif Jun 20 #4

I had forgotten Grasshooper. twodogsbarking Jun 20 #5

It didn't go so well with the Dalai Lama in Australia... SeattleVet Jun 21 #6