Liberal YouTubers

That would cause some brain damage! I make a habit of attaching my keys to my belt loop with a carabiner. I left my wallet on the toilet tank at the gas station, took it out of my pocket so I wouldn't drop it in. I was so tired that I washed my hands and walked out without it. Thankfully, I was the last person in there before they closed so the employee who cleaned the restroom found it.

Should have bought a lottery ticket that day but I didn't want to push my luck!