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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

dutch777

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3. Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:01 AM
19 hrs ago

"Fell" out of a window at Trump Tower. Melania saw it happen from "across' the room.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 19 hrs ago OP
Crushed by Kosmos 482 falling to earth? SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #1
Turpentine and hamberders overdose? Dave Bowman 19 hrs ago #2
Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD dutch777 19 hrs ago #3
Fatal Humiliation b/c Pope Leo has an incredibly high Q Factor in popularity no_hypocrisy 19 hrs ago #4
Lady Justice beheads Donald Trump after hearing he appointed Jeanine Pirro US Attorney surfered 19 hrs ago #5
Bazinga! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #7
I thank you 🙏 surfered 19 hrs ago #8
I live for the day the sword of Justice falls on the ruzkie assets. SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #9
Bwaaah malaise 11 hrs ago #30
Oval Office meeting with Hegseth and Pirro C_U_L8R 19 hrs ago #6
Falls deep into the earth's core from the weight of embarrassment when he finally gains the ability? Brainfodder 18 hrs ago #10
omg My laffs of the early morning. TY Orrex & posters! electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #11
The only thread that will beat this one first thing in the morning is malaise 18 hrs ago #13
As much as I enjoy posting this thread... Orrex 18 hrs ago #15
And so say malaise 17 hrs ago #16
Definitely, absolutely, and you-bet-yer-ass! calimary 16 hrs ago #20
The entire world will celebrate when slobby croaks! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #27
Baaahahahaaaa....Indeed! electric_blue68 16 hrs ago #23
... SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #26
No bu tKimmel had a blast re Pope Pompous XVIII, Archbishop malaise 18 hrs ago #12
Swallowed whole by MTG. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #14
I wish. KPN 17 hrs ago #17
No, that Pope hat (Mitre) wasn't tight enough, it didn't cut off the blood supply to his diseased brain long enough. sop 17 hrs ago #18
You're assuming that there's a brain in there? leftieNanner 15 hrs ago #28
The day is still young Botany 16 hrs ago #19
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #21
He accidently took an IQ test....The professors buried him..thought he was dead. chouchou 16 hrs ago #22
Over-active bladder from pissing on everyone finally went septic? 58Sunliner 16 hrs ago #24
Hope Springs Eternal... hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #25
Damn, just another day closer. republianmushroom 14 hrs ago #29
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