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Moostache

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42. While I am an athiest and don't believe in hell as a concept...
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 01:13 PM
Jul 14

IF such a place (hell) and concept (eternal punishment for temporal crime or offense) were REAL, then I have long said that the joke would be on the holier-thjan-thou Christians who gleefully wait for the apocalypse and the rapture because my "hell" would be getting stuck in their "heaven" (having to live in eternity with them is truly the definition of torture).

Turns out I was hasty in such a declaration...my true 'hell' would be getting stuck in a Trump rally forever! (So I guess that the preachy Christians are off the hook...damn the luck!)

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like a serial killer that keeps "trophies" of his victims. nt Javaman Jul 14 #1
Sick gordianot Jul 14 #2
WTAF? Ocelot II Jul 14 #3
Post removed Post removed Jul 14 #21
FIFA is very corrupt IronLionZion Jul 14 #32
I don't believe Trump's version of what happened, of course MadameButterfly Jul 14 #58
He can't keep it if it's worth more than $375, but who's going to stop him from taking it with him? Ocelot II Jul 14 #61
Unless it's a huge airplane. There are exceptions for that. Lucky Luciano Jul 14 #67
oh. I forgot. MadameButterfly Jul 14 #78
Do We Know RobinA Jul 14 #80
It's the teams..... Lovie777 Jul 14 #4
He has probably stolen the entire contents of the White House. Irish_Dem Jul 14 #5
I wouldn't bet against this. Texin Jul 14 #43
A klepto kakistocracy... Hugin Jul 14 #6
Ha Ha. I was wondering what is the difference MadameButterfly Jul 14 #59
Robert Krafts Superbowl Ring bpj62 Jul 14 #7
I immediately thought of that story, but didn't remember the player's name. Thanks for posting details. nt eppur_se_muova Jul 14 #18
Robert Kraft MorbidButterflyTat Jul 14 #36
Is this the guy in charge when his team deflated footballs MadameButterfly Jul 14 #54
Yes MorbidButterflyTat Jul 14 #84
You think they paid a million dollars MadameButterfly Jul 15 #85
Kraft was the owner of the New England Patriots, not a player. TheRickles Jul 14 #38
Just one more gold bauble to decorate his already garish Oval Office. sop Jul 14 #8
That Reagan painting smirking down at them MorbidButterflyTat Jul 14 #50
Thanx for posting the picture. Botany Jul 14 #75
I no longer allow myself to be shocked by Trump's delusional behavior... Moostache Jul 14 #9
Yeah... NCDem47 Jul 14 #31
more than a thumbs up on your response rustbeltvoice Jul 14 #34
While I am an athiest and don't believe in hell as a concept... Moostache Jul 14 #42
The entire world hates him... Iggo Jul 14 #64
I live among Magats gab13by13 Jul 14 #10
JFC! What kind of corrupt shit soul says that about Pele? Or anyone really. LuvLoogie Jul 14 #28
Tell those divvy berks to go to The Den (Millwall's home pitch) and tell the nice lads there that they are commies. Celerity Jul 14 #68
Not the Onion???? tulipsandroses Jul 14 #11
I was thinking the same thing Pototan Jul 14 #26
Ad it to the list of: This Can't be Real Captain Zero Jul 14 #44
What's scary is I didn't wonder MadameButterfly Jul 14 #77
JHC! sheshe2 Jul 14 #12
" .... you can have it forever in the Oval Office," Botany Jul 14 #13
Forever in the Oval Office ... MadLinguist Jul 14 #30
Does anyone believe it happened the way he said? I sure don't. subterranean Jul 14 #14
I have no doubt that this is the way it went down. Ocelot II Jul 14 #15
And FIFA does whatever the hell it wants to underpants Jul 14 #16
Trump and Infantino have a lot in common, FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the world. sop Jul 14 #17
Our sons, who eat, sleep and breathe soccer/football say that FIFA is... 3catwoman3 Jul 14 #29
I guess Infantino doesn't know that Captain Zero Jul 14 #46
It remains to be seen how many people from other countries will feel comfortable coming here tanyev Jul 14 #82
OMG MorbidButterflyTat Jul 14 #45
Trump doesn't even get it: the trophy is what you receive for winning...there is no original and replica Prairie Gates Jul 14 #19
Good point. Trump didn't win the one FIFA gave him Ocelot II Jul 14 #25
Fully expecting another of his fantasy AI generated illustrtion of him kicking the winning goal Attilatheblond Jul 14 #70
Like the Purple Heart he snagged from that MAGA veteran...Trump actually believed he suffered a wound in battle. sop Jul 14 #74
What an USA embarrassment trump is. republianmushroom Jul 14 #20
VERY proud to say I NEVER voted for him! calimary Jul 15 #86
"Petty" only begins to describe that embarrassment. MLWR Jul 14 #22
If this is true malaise Jul 14 #23
This is weird, because "Infantino" sounds like a plausible nickname for Trump himself. Beartracks Jul 14 #24
Carmine Infantino used to draw The Flash. PCIntern Jul 14 #27
He also won his club championship again. mahatmakanejeeves Jul 14 #33
I called it. no_hypocrisy Jul 14 #35
This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Jul 14 #37
But the reflection in the brass of that trophy. . . DinahMoeHum Jul 14 #39
Hmm... MorbidButterflyTat Jul 14 #40
Wait, is this true? I am assuming this is satire JoseBalow Jul 14 #41
The Club World Cup tournament is not a big deal Wiz Imp Jul 14 #47
Stolen glory - how republicon is that? BoRaGard Jul 14 #48
if so, then the one given to the team IS the real trophy. uncle ray Jul 14 #49
Yes, the one given to the players is the original trophy by definition Prairie Gates Jul 14 #66
All that man does is lie. Iggo Jul 14 #51
Every time... GiqueCee Jul 14 #52
Just another thing against the Orange Turd mkp Jul 14 #53
FIFA cozying up to the Orange Bitch. n/t SpankMe Jul 14 #55
Sad part is, they could have given Trump the replica. Reader Rabbit Jul 14 #56
I clicked on this thread ... thinking ... gotta be the Onion UpInArms Jul 14 #57
I have an idea what you can do with that trophy oasis Jul 14 #60
It's his Participation Trophy. Torchlight Jul 14 #62
I wrote half an hour ago that this would happen. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 14 #63
If Biden stole the World Cup trophy for himself... Initech Jul 14 #65
This is batshit crazy angrychair Jul 14 #69
i cant say what i want to say on here . the place might go up in smoke . AllaN01Bear Jul 14 #71
OMG! I am so livid! pandr32 Jul 14 #72
I wish one (or more) of the players would deliver a swift bicycle kick to his ugly head Blue Owl Jul 14 #73
Eerily reminiscent of a Putin story Mike 03 Jul 14 #76
Chelsea photoshopped trump out of their official trophy raising photo LetMyPeopleVote Jul 14 #79
Dang, Chelsea accomplished what the U.S. Congress could not. tanyev Jul 14 #81
Next up he'll say he's the best soccer player and won 🏆 it. live love laugh Jul 14 #83
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