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Permanut

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4. I'm thinking they should smoke and drink a lot too..

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 06:28 PM

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Hand washing and showers are out. Other animals don't brush their teeth or wear shoes, and they don't wear MAGA hats or any other kind of hat. And they don't need no stinkin' forks for eating.

I mean, if you're going to do the alpha male thing you're a poser and a fake if you just do one or two manly things.

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"Alpha Males" have officially lost the plot (Warning: Puke inducing) [View all] Coventina Saturday OP

But if women don't want to sleep with them it's because they're [insert gendered insult of your choice here.] Scrivener7 Saturday #1

If you're dating them, you've got 3 choices - Swipe right, swipe left or don't swipe at all. PeaceWave 18 hrs ago #72

Saw TV ad last night: Dude Wipes Attilatheblond Saturday #2

My daughter uses those. Ms. Toad Saturday #19

Perhaps if we had more "natural" diets, there wouldn't be as many poop stains. Intractable Saturday #3

I'm thinking they should smoke and drink a lot too.. Permanut Saturday #4

But animals do clean themselves with their own tongues. Ocelot II 14 hrs ago #75

Alpha males are such delicate flowers. unblock Saturday #5

Sneaky bastards too. They'll argue "If the shit don't fit, you must acquit." PeaceWave 19 hrs ago #69

I made the mistake of googling this. Ocelot II Saturday #6

I know, right? Coventina Saturday #8

I always made it a point to shave and shower and brush teeth before a date, Jack Valentino Saturday #41

You weren't kidding about the EWWW thing! Ars Longa 14 hrs ago #76

I did after reading your post Renew Deal Saturday #35

I wonder if they even use toilets anymore - do they just squat anywhere outside? mdbl 14 hrs ago #74

So "alpha males" use a bidet instead? DBoon Saturday #7

Unfortunately, no. Coventina Saturday #9

They don't use anything. Ocelot II Saturday #11

But aren't alot of them into anal sex? -nt CrispyQ Saturday #30

They are obviously very insecure about their own masculinity.... Jack Valentino Saturday #42

I think it's partially a problem of obesity Metaphorical Saturday #10

Obesity has nothing to do with it, neither does their sense of smell. Ocelot II Saturday #15

Not The Onion??? tulipsandroses Saturday #12

I wish I could un-read this. flvegan Saturday #13

I'm so sorry. One of women who dumped (no pun intended) her poopy boyfriend Coventina Saturday #16

Oh no, MuseRider Saturday #28

So the reason some magats can't get laid, maybe more reasons besides their Jack Valentino Saturday #43

Human race is doomed angrychair Saturday #14

It's not just American alpha males. Ocelot II Saturday #17

I'm guessing this demo overlaps with people who are obsessed over seed oils in their food newdeal2 Saturday #18

I think it definitely overlaps with some MAGA... Jack Valentino Saturday #44

And carnivore diets NickB79 Yesterday #61

Yes, I think I was thinking of paleo diets or whatever it is called now. All meat newdeal2 23 hrs ago #65

If someone has to tell the world he's an alpha male... Dulcinea Saturday #20

They don't smell like butt, they smell like SHIT! Jack Valentino Saturday #45

This could be good for overpopulation fujiyamasan Saturday #21

Well at least you can lay on your bed without worrying about unfortunate stains EdmondDantes_ Saturday #22

Proctophobia? GaYellowDawg Saturday #23

I read about this recently and was going to post about it JI7 Saturday #24

Oh my! UpInArms Saturday #52

Real men don't worry a lot about what others' definition of a man is... Wounded Bear Saturday #25

Prostate orgasm nocoincidences Saturday #26

This sounds like the left's counter to the right's nonsense Ms. Toad Saturday #27

Well there ya have it, I guess I'm Gay BOSSHOG Saturday #29

Me too, brother. I wiped today.... guess that means we should have a drink together! Jack Valentino Saturday #47

Hey Jack, First rounds on me BOSSHOG Yesterday #60

What??! Haha D_Master81 Saturday #31

Here's a source... nocoincidences Saturday #32

I wish I could understand what's supposed to be masculine about this. Aristus Saturday #33

Could explain part of 'the Trump smell'--- he thinks he's an 'alpha male' too.... Jack Valentino Saturday #49

My husband JustAnotherGen Saturday #34

Partners should immediately end it with anyone that has very strange practices like this. Renew Deal Saturday #36

Not sure how it could get any worse... but I don't disagree. Jack Valentino Saturday #50

One step away from dragging their butts across the carpet. Xavier Breath Saturday #37

LOL! Ocelot II Saturday #38

If wiping is now "gay", well I guess I am "flaming"!!!! WTF! Obviously spoken by guys who don't Jack Valentino Saturday #39

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Saturday #40

Redd knew. LudwigPastorius Saturday #46

I'm glad I'm not dating MustLoveBeagles Saturday #48

Does this go with Tucker Carlson and men tanning their balls? Norrrm Saturday #51

ok, now I'm confused. 🤔 mwmisses4289 13 hrs ago #77

Manly men Norrrm 13 hrs ago #78

Manly men 2 Norrrm 13 hrs ago #79

Pea brained water spigots. JanMichael Saturday #53

The internet was a mistake. LS0999 Yesterday #54

So many vulnerable young boys sucking into that rabbit hole NickB79 Yesterday #63

Sooooooo. . .that line of "dude wipes" in the TP aisle (I wish I were kidding) is gay? niyad Yesterday #55

Someone needs to inform these experimental hygienists that many other animals clean their butts with their own tongues 0rganism Yesterday #56

I'm a personal hygiene fanatic. If I'm at the gym and need to blow my nose, I sanitize... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #57

This reminds me of anarcho-primitivism. David__77 Yesterday #58

How to KNOCK down an Alpha Male? ProudMNDemocrat Yesterday #59

Is holding my dick to take a piss gay now too? NickB79 Yesterday #62

And I thought being a woman was confusing! mwmisses4289 13 hrs ago #82

It does seem like the logical conclusion BlueSpot 12 hrs ago #83

Nasty little boys become nasty men and incels. MineralMan Yesterday #64

Wow. And until now I thought the only choice was up and down or circular motion. PeaceWave 19 hrs ago #66

Speaking as a BoGardQuantum Zeta Male, BoRaGard 19 hrs ago #67

Women are sleeping with men who don't wipe their ass? Iggo 19 hrs ago #68

No wonder they're incels. Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #81

To be perfectly honest, taxi 18 hrs ago #70

I very much doubt this is a widely shared opinion. BlueTsunami2018 18 hrs ago #71

This finally explains the preference for bears over men in the woods... PeaceWave 18 hrs ago #73

Bears use Charmin tissue. So I'm told. oasis 11 hrs ago #85

I say let them make themselves unfuckable, neck beards and all. Let them become incels. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz 13 hrs ago #80

One expression B.See 12 hrs ago #84