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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

MrWowWow

(1,015 posts)
2. Died of Syphilis
Fri Aug 29, 2025, 06:25 AM
Aug 29

-traced back to his daughter, Ivanka.

Donald J. Trump
Yesterday
Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of Syphilis, an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 29 OP
Vultures thought he was already a corpse? SheltieLover Aug 29 #1
Like these? Could feed an entire flock surfered Aug 29 #10
Yup. Clean-up crew! SheltieLover Aug 29 #15
Died of Syphilis MrWowWow Aug 29 #2
Which one? twodogsbarking Aug 29 #13
RIP SocialDemocrat61 Aug 29 #3
Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 29 #20
Covid following Brainworm Bobby's decimation of the CDC. Dulcinea Aug 29 #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 29 #5
Waiting for that Big Beautiful Bottle surfered Aug 29 #9
Soon... SheltieLover Aug 29 #17
Not to worry. When he croaks, 3Hotdogs Aug 29 #6
Not yet, but we're praying for it surfered Aug 29 #7
You can get an "Amen" and a K&R from me! llmart Aug 29 #8
🙏 surfered Aug 29 #11
Amen! SheltieLover Aug 29 #16
Hummingbirds mistake him for a giant orange flower and pick him to pieces while humming "Y M C A". twodogsbarking Aug 29 #12
If he's not going to croak... 2MuchNoise Aug 29 #14
No but hopefully malaise Aug 29 #18
"Hurry Up! Mom said we can go on vacation as soon as you give us all something to celebrate!" hlthe2b Aug 29 #19
? jfz9580m Aug 29 #24
Cathartic dark humor... hlthe2b Aug 29 #26
It's an exercise in hope. Heidi Aug 29 #27
We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Aug 29 #21
Nope Gimpyknee Aug 29 #22
C'mon already ya miserable fuck -- we got shit to do! Blue Owl Aug 29 #23
Spontaneous combustion, and all available firefighters Tanuki Aug 29 #25
Not last night, damn, the up side, republianmushroom Aug 29 #28
Exploding diaper Wicked Blue Aug 29 #29
We should be hearing something very soon FakeNoose Aug 29 #30
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