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angrychair

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Sat Aug 30, 2025, 12:57 AM Aug 30

If I wake up in the morning [View all]

To find out that glob of shit has left his bloated, smelly corpse behind I will dance naked on my roof for the entire weekend.

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If I wake up in the morning [View all] angrychair Aug 30 OP
Make sure you've got lots of good sunscreen. Attilatheblond Aug 30 #1
I'll definitely do a little dance, but privately in my rube red area. Silent Type Aug 30 #2
Use really grippy shoes. usonian Aug 30 #3
As long as his agonizing death and funeral procession don't Submariner Aug 30 #4
IKR? C Moon Aug 30 #5
We will know videohead5 Aug 30 #6
There will be a bigly global celebration. CentralMass Aug 30 #7
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Aug 30 #8
Thanks for the warning! BWdem4life Aug 30 #9
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