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struggle4progress

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2. Dear Robby --- I was planning to fry a frozen turkey in a big pot of oil on my electric stove
Sat Aug 30, 2025, 12:44 PM
Aug 30

but before I could drop the turkey in, the oil burst into flames. There's a fire station not far away so I think maybe I might call them. Would that be a good idea?

-- Warm

Dear Warm ---

All the fire department will do is drive around in their big trucks with lights flashing and sirens squawking. The country will be better when we get rid of those people. You can easily solve this problem yourself! Just bring a garden hose in through the window and spray water all over the stove and pot of oil.

-- Robby


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