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jmowreader

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5. Running a tox screen on his corpse would be highly advisable

Reply to Silent Type (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:28 PM

Aug 31

The problem is, whacking Trump falls into the Perfect Crime category: so many people want him gone there aren’t enough resources to pick out the one who did it.

Given that, I do believe Trump will die without “assistance” - he’s a thousand years old and has many health problems. No reason to kill him and risk prison (very unlikely any jury is going to accept a civic improvement defense) when you can just wait a couple weeks.

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I have two insignificant questions... [View all] jmowreader Aug 31 OP

Can I go you one nastier on Vance? yellow dahlia Aug 31 #1

He will bring back the Ottoman empire Jerry2144 Aug 31 #2

Personally, I am toying with the idea of always referring to Vance, once his is sworn in, as The Ottoman Emporer Attilatheblond Aug 31 #3

If trump dies under suspicious circumstances, need to start Conspiracy Theory that Vance and Kennedy planned it. Silent Type Aug 31 #4

Running a tox screen on his corpse would be highly advisable jmowreader Aug 31 #5

..... electric_blue68 Aug 31 #7

I will continue to refer to him as The Davenporter. Sneederbunk Aug 31 #6