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Orrex

(65,957 posts) Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:51 AM Sep 1

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Killed by traffickers when he failed to deliver his promised 2,000 Guatemalan children?

Buried alive next to Jimmy Hoffa to commemorate Labor Day?

Stroked out when Donna Brazile refused to apologize for speaking the truth?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 1 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 1 #1

Well I hope you have more than one bottle malaise Sep 1 #4

😆 littlemissmartypants Sep 1 #6

Oh, I have something suitable for ghouliani! May it be needed soon! niyad Sep 1 #9

And Stephen Miller would make a splendid trifecta. surfered Sep 1 #17

Definitely 3auld6phart Sep 1 #29

Sooner than yesterday, for sure! SheltieLover Sep 1 #14

Soon we hope and pray.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Sep 1 #16

"Enough already! Croaking is not just for bullfrogs!" hlthe2b Sep 1 #2

No but malaise Sep 1 #3

According to the npr article, police were dealing with a DV situation niyad Sep 1 #11

The Guardian report is even weirder malaise Sep 1 #23

Rudy's been dying for awhile now.... Blue Owl Sep 1 #27

Dying or malaise Sep 1 #28

Eeeeeuuuuuwww! calimary Sep 1 #34

DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Sep 1 #5

I have something stronger than Raid! Deathly afraid of roaches. LeftInTX Sep 1 #21

❤️ littlemissmartypants Sep 1 #7

He looks like death warmed over then reheated in a microwave. marmar Sep 1 #8

He looks like a pool of vomit mahina Sep 1 #42

MAGA is posting old videos of him claiming it's new underpants Sep 1 #10

Sadly not yet, but the cholesterol seems to be pushing the needle in favor of the big celebration SheltieLover Sep 1 #12

LOVE this simple tweet: True Dough Sep 1 #13

Love it! surfered Sep 1 #18

Not a bad Twitter handle either! True Dough Sep 1 #19

Bwaaaah malaise Sep 1 #45

Not yet, but it looks like Lady Liberty has had enough and is ready to fling him to "Heaven." surfered Sep 1 #15

He can bounce off the bottom of Heaven's clouds and head in the other direction! electric_blue68 Sep 1 #43

Put JFK Jr. in charge of his health care... MiHale Sep 1 #20

JFK jr is dead. . That would be interesting. niyad Sep 1 #22

Oh damn wrong Kennedy RFK...thanks, niyad...👍 MiHale Sep 1 #37

Just think how much fun JFK Jr. could be having in that case. niyad Sep 1 #47

By 'George'...it really would be fun... MiHale Sep 1 #48

Oooh, good point! ShazzieB Sep 2 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Sep 1 #24

Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Sep 1 #25

"...we love dirty laundry..." calimary Sep 1 #35

not yet. AllaN01Bear Sep 1 #26

Infected by RFK,Jr. Sneederbunk Sep 1 #30

Most Anticipated Obituary LetMyPeopleVote Sep 1 #31

THIS malaise Sep 1 #49

Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash Tanuki Sep 1 #32

I want to see the gash. .along with a time/date/location stamp. niyad Sep 1 #46

Almost Farmer-Rick Sep 1 #33

Almost his faked appearances are a good sign. gordianot Sep 1 #36

Maybe bdamomma Sep 1 #38

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 1 #39

I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary. mwb970 Sep 1 #40

Drowned Swimming Across the Yangtze with Mao Zedong? NNadir Sep 1 #41

Personally don't care how. Not last night, damn it, but, republianmushroom Sep 1 #44

Team Purple Bruise LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2 #51

LOVE IT!!! niyad Sep 2 #52