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LuckyCharms

(20,578 posts) Tue Sep 9, 2025, 07:51 PM Sep 9

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You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours. [View all]

Maybe you're not feeling well, maybe you had a tough weekend...you're going to oversleep for whatever reason.

Then you'll wake up, make some coffee, and drag you ass to your computer...and all the websites will be down across the country.

And you'll be thinking...WTF?

And you'll notice some commotion outside of your window.

"What happened"?, you'll think.

You'll turn on your TV, and you will find out that all of the TV stations are out, except for one local station that has a rudimentary Chyron flashed on TV stating that all internet and TV stations are out of service because TRUMP FUCKING DIED OVERNIGHT AND PEOPLE ARE IN THE STREETS DANCING SO HARD THAT THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED BY THE DANCING TOOK OUT EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER HARDWARE AND BROADCAST EQUIPMENT IN THE COUNTRY.

And then, you'll go outside and dance in the street, preferably naked...like I'm going to do.

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You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours. [View all] LuckyCharms Sep 9 OP

Trump will have a send-off, like no other pResident before him. OAITW r.2.0 Sep 9 #1

My wish as well... LuckyCharms Sep 9 #2

I never have to worry about oversleeping. cloudbase Sep 9 #3

Right? Xavier Breath Sep 10 #47

Hungry dogs get the red out Sep 10 #52

Dear Lucky Charms. usonian Sep 9 #4

Niceeee! LuckyCharms Sep 9 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Sep 10 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author dalton99a Sep 9 #6

Perhaps the most anticipated death in all of history... Blue Owl Sep 9 #7

Looking forward to this event so very much chicoescuela Sep 9 #8

Orrex will be leading the dancers in the streets. Gimpyknee Sep 9 #9

Well, I'll wear a loincloth.... BeneteauBum Sep 9 #10

I told a friend of mine if he can't find me on the day Trump dies NCcoast Sep 9 #11

I suspect that you will be able to find them in North Carolina on that day. OldBaldy1701E Sep 10 #26

Will this p.o.s be given the honor of lying in state? ... IcyPeas Sep 9 #12

He's lied in every state he's visited JPPaverage Sep 9 #18

Of course, but don't drink till you're closer, it will be a VERY long line ahead of you. FailureToCommunicate Sep 10 #27

Trump liberation day IowaUnionman Sep 9 #13

I've got my champagne on ice! Initech Sep 9 #14

One day. Eko Sep 9 #15

Ah, LC, I was thinking you might have been heading in this (oh, puleeese Soon!) direction!😄... electric_blue68 Sep 9 #16

Dancing In The Streets-Mamas and Papas. spike jones Sep 9 #17

Thanks! GopherGal Sep 10 #33

I love this video! milestogo Sep 10 #43

Terrific. PCIntern Sep 10 #46

Dancing in the street Figarosmom Sep 9 #19

I'm gonna enjoy so much chocolate that even I myself won't be able believe it! calimary Sep 9 #20

That sounds like a great idea! 😄 electric_blue68 Sep 10 #24

Don't forget Cadbury's! calimary Sep 10 #38

With a bit of luck canetoad Sep 9 #21

i will be holding up my pinky finger in victory dance mode ;. AllaN01Bear Sep 9 #22

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Buddyzbuddy Sep 9 #23

I hope it happens by mistake IbogaProject Sep 10 #25

I'm sure the celebratory gunfire will waken me early. JohnnyRingo Sep 10 #28

I'll be scary enough without the naked part. marble falls Sep 10 #29

TV won't be off. It will be playing Swam Lake. 3Hotdogs Sep 10 #30

Thanks LuckyCharms, you just gave us hope. CentralMass Sep 10 #31

My fantasy is barbtries Sep 10 #32

Oh, I'll join in the jubilation! ChazInAz Sep 10 #34

Angry Voter PhilG Sep 10 #35

Green Day's "ha ha you're dead" will be playing on repeat on my iPhone LW1977 Sep 10 #36

Loveit malaise Sep 10 #37

I will have a root beer float RainCaster Sep 10 #39

OH...."Thank You Very Much" from Scrooge is apropos! some_of_us_are_sane Sep 10 #40

📌 littlemissmartypants Sep 10 #41

One of these days I'm going to oversleep by a few hours, then get up and turn on the TV. milestogo Sep 10 #42

I will be singing oh happy day and lovely day when the orange pedo Satan departs for his home in hell! kimbutgar Sep 10 #45

Right now, this sentiment is only on progressive websites. PennRalphie Sep 10 #48

Remember the dancing in the streets when Biden won? LuckyCharms Sep 10 #49

Trump supporters have been full of talk of celebrating the death of their opponents for years muriel_volestrangler Sep 10 #50

You need to face reality JustAnotherGen Sep 10 #53

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Hoping for the Mussolini treatment Bluestocking Sep 10 #51

I hope it isn't a cold day in January! Ilsa Sep 10 #54