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Moostache

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18. The funniest thing about him is that he thinks he looks like the "sexy" vampires of modern lore...
Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:05 AM
Nov 5

In fact, he is the closest living embodiment of the silent film Nosferatu I have ever seen.
But all joking aside, he has the deadest eyes I have ever seen in a human being. He looks far more reptilian than human.

He is also one of the few people who is equally hideous on the OUTSIDE as the INSIDE. There is nothing but pure revulsion in that carcass.

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Miserable fuck. No marketable skills. BOSSHOG Nov 5 #1
Vampire came to mind.............. Lovie777 Nov 5 #2
immediately came to mind for me too jmbar2 Nov 5 #17
Hmmm surfered Nov 5 #3
I nominate this for post of the day. gab13by13 Nov 5 #4
Evil never dies LetMyPeopleVote Nov 5 #5
... orangecrush Nov 5 #6
He makes them wear it or he's a vampire? ChicagoTeamster Nov 5 #7
Pee Wee German's Playhouse (parody) FakeNoose Nov 5 #8
That gave me my first smiles of the day! KS Toronado Nov 5 #10
Merciful 3auld6phart Nov 5 #9
Because... 2naSalit Nov 5 #11
Nosferatu... GiqueCee Nov 5 #12
Putting the ferret in Nosferatu. BattleRow Nov 5 #13
The funniest thing about him is that he thinks he looks like the "sexy" vampires of modern lore... Moostache Nov 5 #18
Do you suppose they smell of garlic? flashman13 Nov 5 #14
Ha! No shit, right? Joinfortmill Nov 5 #15
Don't Invite Him Into Your Sphere. Easy-Peasy. n/t. ColoringFool Nov 5 #16
cute thx 4 post. nt msongs Nov 5 #19
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