Sandwich thrower case is as stupid as promised! [View all]

By Joe Patrice on November 04, 2025 3:15 pm

Before the Portland inflatable frog, there was the D.C. Sandwich Guy ...

... if they thought earning a no bill was an embarrassment, why not test your luck with a 12 Angry D.C. citizens? ...

... Responding to the motion to dismiss, prosecutors said Dunn was “recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range” suggesting sandwiches become especially deadly at some specific distance. In line with this effort to drum up testimony that sounded ominous without being a blatant lie, the trial prep clearly landed on the phrase “kind of exploded” to help dupe jurors into thinking this was an IED in Fallujah and not a $5 footlong on U street ...

https://abovethelaw.com/2025/11/i-could-smell-the-onions-and-mustard-the-harrowing-testimony-of-the-border-patrol-sandwich-victim/