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UpInArms

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26. Last name "Cocaine"

Reply to Mz Pip (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 9, 2025, 04:09 PM

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https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/

A Florida man with the last name “Cocaine” was arrested for allegedly threatening employees at a Subway restaurant at knifepoint after he was upset by their “bad attitudes,” cops said.

Edward Cocaine, 45, was arrested over the weekend after he allegedly flipped out at a Subway in Brevard County while trying to order food with a pal.

Cocaine sparked an argument with the employees over what he believed was poor customer service, which quickly escalated after he had hurdled over the counter, pushed one of the employees and pulled out a knife, the Brevard County Sheriff said.

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