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Zorro

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Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:12 AM 17 hrs ago

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him [View all]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” Trump said, adding that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”

Justifying his use of immigration agents, Trump accused all those who booed him of being in a Venezuelan drug cartel.

Elaborating on his claim, Trump said, “Despite our successful air strikes off the coast of Venezuela, somehow 67,000 of these criminals got through.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orders-ice-to-arrest-67000

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The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire, MarineCombatEngineer 17 hrs ago #1
I did the same thing. sheshe2 17 hrs ago #8
Me too. LAS14 17 hrs ago #9
Fuck him. Moostache 17 hrs ago #2
Very clever. efhmc 17 hrs ago #3
Maybe they weren't booing him? imanamerican63 17 hrs ago #4
Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do sakabatou 17 hrs ago #5
Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour Torchlight 17 hrs ago #6
I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion MustLoveBeagles 17 hrs ago #7
Same here PatSeg 15 hrs ago #10
It sure is MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #17
Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year? ChicagoTeamster 15 hrs ago #11
LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke. ashredux 15 hrs ago #12
The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate. progressoid 15 hrs ago #13
Not too far from the truth IronLionZion 15 hrs ago #14
I knew it was satire, but checked anyway Ohioboy 15 hrs ago #15
I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!! niyad 15 hrs ago #16
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