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21. because she can only defend herself against helpless puppies. nt

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Arrest made in the theft of Kristi Noem's purse and thousands in cash, source says [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Apr 27 OP

If she can't protect herself NJCher Apr 27 #1

Don't you find it odd that she ate Easter dinner at that rather dumpy restaurant? SheltieLover Apr 27 #2

For some reason, she didn't ask for a Doggie Bag. Kid Berwyn Apr 27 #12

She has very different plans for doggies IronLionZion Apr 27 #43

"Dumpy?" NM Grins Apr 27 #31

Let's just say it doesn't look like an upscale restaurant to me. SheltieLover Apr 27 #40

Hegseth... littlemissmartypants Apr 27 #3

Yeah, she's REAL alert there (sarcasm gif here) as her bag gets stolen from under her nose. brush Apr 28 #76

umm, okay. So how many months before Noem has fully morphed into: hlthe2b Apr 27 #4

NASTY! Skittles Apr 27 #5

Thanks for the laugh wolfie001 Apr 27 #8

They never know when to NJCher Apr 27 #10

They all look like this. yardwork Apr 27 #13

Trying to look like extreme female caricatures. Irish_Dem Apr 27 #51

It's just so grotesque. yardwork Apr 27 #59

Yes you can see Trump's hatred and disdain for women by his insistence Irish_Dem Apr 27 #61

Its sickening k_buddy762 Tuesday #85

Digital Dorian Gray. Marcuse Apr 27 #14

Ohhhh, LOVE IT!!! niyad Apr 27 #17

Also known as "Mar-a-lago face" (not kidding) TommyT139 Apr 27 #44

Wow! Hekate Apr 27 #49

I saw that name some time back. .maybe around the holidays. All I niyad Apr 27 #57

Dear Goddess, you should have warned us. I nearly scared my kitty! niyad Apr 27 #16

Hard to believe that Gavin Newsome was ever married to that fugly monster. She used to be pretty. OMGWTF Apr 27 #33

My eyes, my eyes. twodogsbarking Apr 27 #36

Holy crap... LudwigPastorius Apr 27 #41

Gotta be some Hutt DNA in that construct. dchill Apr 27 #62

SecServ are there to protect stray dogs from a Noem incident, hence weren't watching the bag. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 27 #6

Kristi has Secret Service protection because Cricket actually belonged to John Wick. sop Apr 27 #7

I wonder if all of the contents of the bag were recovered? Walleye Apr 27 #9

Almost certainly the cash will be gone. JohnnyRingo Apr 27 #24

Do we even have any idea that she's telling the truth about the cash? Walleye Apr 27 #26

A drug trafficker would understand. JohnnyRingo Apr 27 #67

If Kristi did have that much cash in her purse, it was probably US taxpayer funded expense account. Irish_Dem Apr 27 #52

It must have been difficult to lift... Harker Apr 27 #11

Uh huhhhhh. The story as originally presented, and apparently still is, is BS. niyad Apr 27 #15

Has the supposed surveillance video been released. yardwork Apr 27 #20

they found some random person, who also happens to be brown, to take the fall. Javaman Apr 27 #23

I think it's plausible. Designer bags are a target. LisaM Apr 27 #25

It is not the bag itself, but the whole bizarre story. Bag at her feet, guy niyad Apr 27 #58

Convince me she didn't have a firearm in the bag and now it's lost in D.C.. Hotler Apr 27 #18

If she didn't have a gun in her bag, question why not? Walleye Apr 27 #27

Because she doesn't need one maybe Polybius Apr 27 #38

I don't know if all of the cabinet members are protected by Secret Service. But most people don't need a gun they carry Walleye Apr 27 #50

what a relief! cosplay barbie will be getting her makeup back! (hope she uses it and gets pink eye) nt orleans Apr 27 #19

because she can only defend herself against helpless puppies. nt Javaman Apr 27 #21

I believe it, but I don't see how he can have his back to her and use his foot to.... JohnnyRingo Apr 27 #22

We will never see the footage I don't think. It will show Noem to be the clueless chump that she is. Walleye Apr 27 #28

OK, which cabinet member was arrested? Sneederbunk Apr 27 #29

So now it's a "high end" gucci bag? getagrip_already Apr 27 #30

This bozo doesn't have a Hermes bag Prairie Gates Apr 27 #68

Whats so special about hermes? getagrip_already Apr 28 #78

Just give her her swimsuit calendar made available as free .PDF file, already? Brainfodder Apr 27 #32

So the article preview cut off like this: El Mimbreno Apr 27 #34

Somebody has their priorities really fucked up. Botany Apr 27 #35

Now they find it, after everyone in the restaurant was deported. twodogsbarking Apr 27 #37

Sigh of relief! I was SO losing sleep over this. Not. n/t dobleremolque Apr 27 #39

When i heard an old bag was stolen, i was hoping it would be the last we hear from Kristi Noem Mr. Sparkle Apr 27 #42

wouldnt this be an effective way to 'give' something to someone else? 'I'll set my bag down and look away...' TalenaGor Apr 27 #45

Next stop that prison in El Salvador maybe, or some goons will rough him up first IronLionZion Apr 27 #46

She looks like a MAGA Stepford clone. Oopsie Daisy Apr 27 #47

$3 grand in cash and her passport... LudwigPastorius Apr 27 #48

Maybe she bdamomma Apr 28 #71

Who cares? Is this news? Martin68 Apr 27 #53

My first thought--Who gives a shit? Magoo48 Apr 27 #63

To the Trump ass kissers at CNN it's big news. Maybe a FAKE town hall with Noem?? Bengus81 Apr 28 #75

Smells like a false flag.. Permanut Apr 27 #54

Expensive bag, $3,000 in cash and credit cards and she just tosses it on the floor? Bengus81 Apr 28 #73

False flag? Only if the culprit turned out to be an illegal immigrant. Martin68 Apr 28 #79

Multiple arrests expected? viva la Apr 27 #55

Agree - with cameras everywhere womanofthehills Apr 27 #64

Couldn't give less of a fuck. This is par for the course when your entire administration is incompetent trash. Karasu Apr 27 #56

This does not make sense to me Meowmee Apr 27 #60

amazing how quickly a purse theft can get solved when a rich person is the injured party Takket Apr 27 #65

When my purse was stolen the police told me they would do nothing Meowmee Apr 28 #70

"investigated by the fbi" lol Takket Apr 28 #83

That is what I thought 😹 Meowmee Apr 28 #84

+1000000000 Bengus81 Apr 28 #72

With any luck, we can have endless congressional investigations of Kristi Noem's purse. mahatmakanejeeves Apr 27 #66

Please be white, please be white , please be white mahina Apr 27 #69

I wasn't aware that the Secret Service did beat work like nabbing purse snatchers. Hugin Apr 28 #74

It was DC police MichMan Apr 28 #80

I was referring to this from the OP... Hugin Apr 28 #82

Identity of suspects MichMan Apr 28 #77

She gets protection because there is fear she's in danger of looking up when it rains and drowning ... marble falls Apr 28 #81