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76. Yeah, she's REAL alert there (sarcasm gif here) as her bag gets stolen from under her nose.

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Arrest made in the theft of Kristi Noem's purse and thousands in cash, source says [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Sunday OP

If she can't protect herself NJCher Sunday #1

Don't you find it odd that she ate Easter dinner at that rather dumpy restaurant? SheltieLover Sunday #2

For some reason, she didn't ask for a Doggie Bag. Kid Berwyn Sunday #12

She has very different plans for doggies IronLionZion Sunday #43

"Dumpy?" NM Grins Sunday #31

Let's just say it doesn't look like an upscale restaurant to me. SheltieLover Sunday #40

Hegseth... littlemissmartypants Sunday #3

Yeah, she's REAL alert there (sarcasm gif here) as her bag gets stolen from under her nose. brush Monday #76

umm, okay. So how many months before Noem has fully morphed into: hlthe2b Sunday #4

NASTY! Skittles Sunday #5

Thanks for the laugh wolfie001 Sunday #8

They never know when to NJCher Sunday #10

They all look like this. yardwork Sunday #13

Trying to look like extreme female caricatures. Irish_Dem Sunday #51

It's just so grotesque. yardwork Sunday #59

Yes you can see Trump's hatred and disdain for women by his insistence Irish_Dem Sunday #61

Its sickening k_buddy762 Tuesday #85

Digital Dorian Gray. Marcuse Sunday #14

Ohhhh, LOVE IT!!! niyad Sunday #17

Also known as "Mar-a-lago face" (not kidding) TommyT139 Sunday #44

Wow! Hekate Sunday #49

I saw that name some time back. .maybe around the holidays. All I niyad Sunday #57

Dear Goddess, you should have warned us. I nearly scared my kitty! niyad Sunday #16

Hard to believe that Gavin Newsome was ever married to that fugly monster. She used to be pretty. OMGWTF Sunday #33

My eyes, my eyes. twodogsbarking Sunday #36

Holy crap... LudwigPastorius Sunday #41

Gotta be some Hutt DNA in that construct. dchill Sunday #62

SecServ are there to protect stray dogs from a Noem incident, hence weren't watching the bag. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Sunday #6

Kristi has Secret Service protection because Cricket actually belonged to John Wick. sop Sunday #7

I wonder if all of the contents of the bag were recovered? Walleye Sunday #9

Almost certainly the cash will be gone. JohnnyRingo Sunday #24

Do we even have any idea that she's telling the truth about the cash? Walleye Sunday #26

A drug trafficker would understand. JohnnyRingo Sunday #67

If Kristi did have that much cash in her purse, it was probably US taxpayer funded expense account. Irish_Dem Sunday #52

It must have been difficult to lift... Harker Sunday #11

Uh huhhhhh. The story as originally presented, and apparently still is, is BS. niyad Sunday #15

Has the supposed surveillance video been released. yardwork Sunday #20

they found some random person, who also happens to be brown, to take the fall. Javaman Sunday #23

I think it's plausible. Designer bags are a target. LisaM Sunday #25

It is not the bag itself, but the whole bizarre story. Bag at her feet, guy niyad Sunday #58

Convince me she didn't have a firearm in the bag and now it's lost in D.C.. Hotler Sunday #18

If she didn't have a gun in her bag, question why not? Walleye Sunday #27

Because she doesn't need one maybe Polybius Sunday #38

I don't know if all of the cabinet members are protected by Secret Service. But most people don't need a gun they carry Walleye Sunday #50

what a relief! cosplay barbie will be getting her makeup back! (hope she uses it and gets pink eye) nt orleans Sunday #19

because she can only defend herself against helpless puppies. nt Javaman Sunday #21

I believe it, but I don't see how he can have his back to her and use his foot to.... JohnnyRingo Sunday #22

We will never see the footage I don't think. It will show Noem to be the clueless chump that she is. Walleye Sunday #28

OK, which cabinet member was arrested? Sneederbunk Sunday #29

So now it's a "high end" gucci bag? getagrip_already Sunday #30

This bozo doesn't have a Hermes bag Prairie Gates Sunday #68

Whats so special about hermes? getagrip_already Monday #78

Just give her her swimsuit calendar made available as free .PDF file, already? Brainfodder Sunday #32

So the article preview cut off like this: El Mimbreno Sunday #34

Somebody has their priorities really fucked up. Botany Sunday #35

Now they find it, after everyone in the restaurant was deported. twodogsbarking Sunday #37

Sigh of relief! I was SO losing sleep over this. Not. n/t dobleremolque Sunday #39

When i heard an old bag was stolen, i was hoping it would be the last we hear from Kristi Noem Mr. Sparkle Sunday #42

wouldnt this be an effective way to 'give' something to someone else? 'I'll set my bag down and look away...' TalenaGor Sunday #45

Next stop that prison in El Salvador maybe, or some goons will rough him up first IronLionZion Sunday #46

She looks like a MAGA Stepford clone. Oopsie Daisy Sunday #47

$3 grand in cash and her passport... LudwigPastorius Sunday #48

Maybe she bdamomma Monday #71

Who cares? Is this news? Martin68 Sunday #53

My first thought--Who gives a shit? Magoo48 Sunday #63

To the Trump ass kissers at CNN it's big news. Maybe a FAKE town hall with Noem?? Bengus81 Monday #75

Smells like a false flag.. Permanut Sunday #54

Expensive bag, $3,000 in cash and credit cards and she just tosses it on the floor? Bengus81 Monday #73

False flag? Only if the culprit turned out to be an illegal immigrant. Martin68 Monday #79

Multiple arrests expected? viva la Sunday #55

Agree - with cameras everywhere womanofthehills Sunday #64

Couldn't give less of a fuck. This is par for the course when your entire administration is incompetent trash. Karasu Sunday #56

This does not make sense to me Meowmee Sunday #60

amazing how quickly a purse theft can get solved when a rich person is the injured party Takket Sunday #65

When my purse was stolen the police told me they would do nothing Meowmee Monday #70

"investigated by the fbi" lol Takket Monday #83

That is what I thought 😹 Meowmee Monday #84

+1000000000 Bengus81 Monday #72

With any luck, we can have endless congressional investigations of Kristi Noem's purse. mahatmakanejeeves Sunday #66

Please be white, please be white , please be white mahina Sunday #69

I wasn't aware that the Secret Service did beat work like nabbing purse snatchers. Hugin Monday #74

It was DC police MichMan Monday #80

I was referring to this from the OP... Hugin Monday #82

Identity of suspects MichMan Monday #77

She gets protection because there is fear she's in danger of looking up when it rains and drowning ... marble falls Monday #81