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4. Jesus take the wheel and drive him straight to hell.

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Thu Aug 21, 2025, 01:54 PM

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Trump: I'm Going Out on Patrol With National Guard [View all] Smilo Yesterday OP

He will not walk a foot bluestarone Yesterday #1

It might be a golf cart FakeNoose Yesterday #18

He can serve them three orders of French fries from a window. n/t forgotmylogin 22 hrs ago #41

Good time to change the locks on The White House. twodogsbarking Yesterday #2

Or remove manhole covers stollen 23 hrs ago #33

Be careful about that foot though Prairie Gates Yesterday #3

Jesus take the wheel and drive him straight to hell. twodogsbarking Yesterday #4

Is this is montanacowboy Yesterday #5

If only. FalloutShelter Yesterday #10

Local restaurants report uptick dweller Yesterday #6

Is this when he gets to shoot somebody? Rver Yesterday #7

He's bringing a flame thrower stollen 23 hrs ago #36

or vice versa? slightlv 22 hrs ago #42

Gee, I hope nothing bad happens to him. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8

It would be a damned shame stage left Yesterday #20

How far will he be able to waddle before his cankles swell up and he has to cut off the photo op? Ocelot II Yesterday #9

Oh please put on a helmet and a uniform C_U_L8R Yesterday #11

A la Muammar Gaddafi? 3catwoman3 Yesterday #14

DonOld imitate a brownish Mooselimb? NEVAH!!! generalbetrayus Yesterday #15

Probably in this vehicle built for Iraq duty. Norrrm Yesterday #12

The safest place for him is under the vehicle IronLionZion Yesterday #16

And hope the photo has the same impact as the Dukakis tank pic. Ocelot II Yesterday #17

Chump doesn't have a driver's license FakeNoose Yesterday #19

He doesn't have a driver's license? However does he vote???? slightlv 22 hrs ago #43

He votes by mail.... duh! FakeNoose 22 hrs ago #44

Could someone please talk Orange Julius Caesar into postponing his walk until Saturday night generalbetrayus Yesterday #13

New Moon BeyondTheVeilJack 23 hrs ago #31

If TFG was in other parts of the world, like Florida, Rome, or Guatemala, I'd be praying for a suitably deep sinkhole Vogon_Glory Yesterday #21

T just wants drive-thru food. Drum Yesterday #22

Epstein. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Yesterday #23

Perhaps... 2naSalit Yesterday #24

What a dick. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #25

Patrolling to the nearest McDonalds maybe IronLionZion Yesterday #26

Yahoo Der Fuehrer is going on patrol topcelts Yesterday #27

id love to see him march in formation .:) hem? AllaN01Bear Yesterday #28

Is he gonna cosplay with Kristy Noem ? drray23 Yesterday #29

Yes OP stole my thoughts, Bible photo op ahead bucolic_frolic 23 hrs ago #30

Just like his McD deception Nigrum Cattus 23 hrs ago #32

This! EPSTEIN MAXWELL & MALARIA! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #34

We need people out with signage! Captain Zero 23 hrs ago #37

Hopefully, they will deport him to cecot or gitmo SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #35

Who is he going to have to choke this time stollen 23 hrs ago #38

Trump Ain't Actin' Presidential Mr.Bee 23 hrs ago #39

The pedofelon does not want to see the inside of a prison cell. Justice matters. 15 hrs ago #51

"I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, and disappear as needed!" ClickClack 23 hrs ago #40

Reply from the Street Gangs jmowreader 21 hrs ago #45

He's going on patrol Quanto Magnus 20 hrs ago #46

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 19 hrs ago #47

He'll probably shit himself. red dog 1 19 hrs ago #48

Oh, LOOK!! There's Donnie ... Bob_in_VA 19 hrs ago #49

He isn't going to patrol shit. LudwigPastorius 15 hrs ago #50

Classical TACO move IzzaNuDay 11 hrs ago #54

Haven't seen any videos of him patrolling..only him making speeches and ordering pizza Deuxcents 14 hrs ago #52

Another stunt. Another Performance. thought crime 12 hrs ago #53

He didn't walk at all. He brought them pizza and burgers IronLionZion 5 hrs ago #55

I literally laughed out loud when I read that! CTyankee 2 hrs ago #56