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Danmel

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Sun Jun 15, 2025, 12:48 PM Jun 2025

What would you name your memoir? [View all]

I'm thinking of "Excuse me, would you please reach that for me?"

I'm barely 5 feet tall.

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LOL. You sound like my wife. She says she's got the strongest calves because she's on tip toe so much. rsdsharp Jun 2025 #1
They always put the stuff I want on the very top shelf. I'm under 5 feet now. Walleye Jun 2025 #3
That's either just counterintuitive, or plain sadism. rsdsharp Jun 2025 #4
My attitude goes back-and-forth between the two I always suspect sadism Walleye Jun 2025 #6
Cats Over Kids catbyte Jun 2025 #2
Ok kozar Jun 2025 #5
My memoir would be named "Gravity Sucks" Walleye Jun 2025 #7
"I was just a range ball in a box of Titleists." surfered Jun 2025 #8
Really?...Again? MiHale Jun 2025 #9
Pack up all your dishes SARose Jun 2025 #10
15 moves! True Dough Jun 2025 #15
Oil field trash! SARose Jun 2025 #16
You need all that oil True Dough Jun 2025 #18
Bad example EverHopeful Jun 2025 #11
The Whole Damned Family Marthe48 Jun 2025 #12
Trust Betrayed anciano Jun 2025 #13
Mine would be called True Dough Jun 2025 #14
Play the cards you're dealt n/t TexasBushwhacker Jun 2025 #17
blind dog dreams onethatcares Jun 2025 #19
"A Day Late, A Dollar Short, A Block Away" Drum Jun 2025 #20
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