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Harker

(16,422 posts)
23. No more hocus-pocus.
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:17 AM
Jun 17

He'll have to focus.

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35 million? JohnSJ Jun 16 #1
Yes. Well, approximately. Give or take $34,999, 995. LuckyCharms Jun 16 #4
That's better luckycharms JohnSJ Jun 16 #7
Grovelbot must be blackmailing you, right? emulatorloo Jun 16 #11
Is that you dweller Jun 16 #2
What's ya smokin' Luck? Irish_Dem Jun 16 #3
Well, I haven't cleaned under my fridge in decades, but I did today, and I found a nice juicy LuckyCharms Jun 16 #6
That explains it. Irish_Dem Jun 16 #13
In this new world, reality is what you say it is.. delisen Jun 16 #5
We've moved on Sucky Likes!!! ret5hd Jun 16 #8
:-) markie Jun 16 #9
Do you teach Tyrolean yodeling or the more reserved Austrian style? Wounded Bear Jun 16 #10
Whatever this style is called: LuckyCharms Jun 16 #12
Given the name and the few lyrics he sang, I'm going with Austrian... Wounded Bear Jun 17 #16
... Harker Jun 16 #14
A yodeling joke! True Dough Jun 17 #17
I remember this one from my pre- internet childhood, TD. Harker Jun 17 #19
Want to hear a 'ding dong ditch' joke? True Dough Jun 17 #20
I'll bite... who's there? Harker Jun 17 #21
I don't have a doorbell. Harker Jun 17 #22
Do you even have a door? True Dough Jun 17 #24
There's nobody home this early. Harker Jun 17 #25
Are you out True Dough Jun 17 #27
Milking the chickens. Harker Jun 17 #33
Instant egg nog! True Dough Jun 17 #36
I don't get the joke? LuckyCharms Jun 17 #28
The response is, "yer little old lady who?" which, if pronounced with verve, is itself a crude yodel. Harker Jun 17 #32
I know, I'm just messing with you! LuckyCharms Jun 17 #34
Dammit. Harker Jun 17 #35
Welcome back! Iggo Jun 16 #15
Thanks, Iggo! LuckyCharms Jun 17 #29
Going forward, True Dough Jun 17 #18
No more hocus-pocus. Harker Jun 17 #23
But what if... LuckyCharms Jun 17 #31
Then you better True Dough Jun 17 #37
But I AM a physician! LuckyCharms Jun 17 #38
After reading your post, I certainly hope that True Dough Jun 17 #39
i have one, but it is reserved for only one person. LuckyCharms Jun 17 #40
I'd rather spend the day True Dough Jun 17 #41
Many people are saying you're the MOST generous member. Men with tears in their posts Callie1979 Jun 17 #26
They call me "Sir". LuckyCharms Jun 17 #30
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