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1. Reminds me a story about a driver who after being chased by police for several miles finally pulls over.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:48 AM

Aug 9

The cop walks up to his car and asks, "Why didn't you stop when you saw my flashing lights?" The guy replies, "My wife left me for a cop, I thought it was him trying to give her back."

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When my daughter was six I worried about her being kidnapped. When she was 16 I worried about her being [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 OP

Reminds me a story about a driver who after being chased by police for several miles finally pulls over. sop Aug 9 #1

Urp! Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #2

Teenagers can be trying. My wife and I decided we don't want any children, so we're telling them tonight. sop Aug 9 #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #7

Allow me to present my daughter, Redchief. rsdsharp Aug 9 #4

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #8

Reminds me of my dad's offer to take Mom to Hawaii for their 40th anniversary..... lastlib Aug 9 #5

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #9

I thought you were going to say knocked up. Rizen Aug 10 #6

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #10