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45. You are quite correct. I thoroughly lack imagination.

Thu Aug 21, 2025, 06:53 PM

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Not only that, I'm lazy. If I get introduced to some fascinating, insanely attractive woman, and she does not happen to be the one I am already married to, I won't chase her, and women never chase me (my wife is nearsighted, which explains her error so long ago--she didn't chase me, but nor did she tell me to get lost, which made her very much the exception to the rule).

Ergo, I am hopelessly stuck in a rut in which I will probably remain for the rest of my days. My motto is "boring is beautiful!"

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