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33. Well, you did provide the setup for the joke,

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #30)

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 07:03 PM

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I just ran with it.

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As some of you know, I'm a skilled craftsman. I made an axe. I'm not very smart, but I am skilled. [View all] LuckyCharms Yesterday OP

Why, that looks like my grandfather's axe. My father replaced the handle, rsdsharp Yesterday #1

Did he use it to chop up some metal? LuckyCharms Yesterday #2

No, but he kept the handle nice and sharp. rsdsharp Yesterday #12

My doctor told me that I sharpen my handle too often. LuckyCharms Yesterday #18

Smart man! rsdsharp Yesterday #25

So your father's handle was hnasharp? TexasTowelie Yesterday #28

71 years, and finally a Sharp joke I hadn't heard before. rsdsharp Yesterday #30

Well, you did provide the setup for the joke, TexasTowelie Yesterday #33

It's a beautiful axe Bluestocking Yesterday #3

Thank you, but I made the head out of wood because LuckyCharms Yesterday #4

You understand it is a joke, right? Wifes husband Yesterday #26

That brought a smile. badhair77 Yesterday #5

I didn't really make that. I found the picture online. That's another one of my skills... LuckyCharms Yesterday #6

Please, lake the complement. badhair77 Yesterday #9

OK then, but he better not take credit for that axe! LuckyCharms Yesterday #10

Lol. There you go. badhair77 Yesterday #14

Too good malaise Yesterday #7

Haha! Thanks, malaise! LuckyCharms Yesterday #20

Oh the inanity. cachukis Yesterday #8

What does Sean Hannity have to do with this? Oh wait, i just put my reading glasses on... LuckyCharms Yesterday #15

Love it. cachukis Yesterday #16

LuckyCharms, that hatchet is very beautiful woodworking. You , sir are very talented. debm55 Yesterday #11

Thank you, Deb. But please see post #6. LuckyCharms Yesterday #13

It's a nice hatchet, or picture of a hatchet. anyhow. debm55 Yesterday #17

In my entire life, you're the first woman who has told me that I LuckyCharms Yesterday #19

''The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood ... Donkees Yesterday #21

What's that old saying? The axe forgets, the tree remembers. LuckyCharms Yesterday #22

"An axe with a wooden blade remembers because it's part of the family tree." Donkees Yesterday #23

LOL mdbl Yesterday #24

Keep trying. You'll get the hang of it. . . . .nt Bernardo de La Paz Yesterday #27

Look at it this way: It's a butter axe. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Yesterday #29

That reminds me... LuckyCharms 23 hrs ago #36

Cool Joinfortmill Yesterday #31

That would be the famous Olneya tesota we've all heard so much about? Ford_Prefect Yesterday #32

Yes, Desert Ironwood. LuckyCharms Yesterday #34

They say that we learn from our mistakes. JustABozoOnThisBus Yesterday #35

As per Albert Einstein LuckyCharms 23 hrs ago #37

... orangecrush 23 hrs ago #38

Lol!!! chowder66 23 hrs ago #39

Ha! 😄 Was wondering what you'd "have up ypur sleeve", so to speak! electric_blue68 23 hrs ago #40

Just my arm! LuckyCharms 23 hrs ago #41

👍 electric_blue68 23 hrs ago #42

Whoever did it, that is a beautiful piece of wood. LoisB 23 hrs ago #43

It really is. I've actually been studying that pic... LuckyCharms 23 hrs ago #44

Go for it! LoisB 22 hrs ago #55

May I axe you a question? Niagara 23 hrs ago #45

I'm an expert at giving people headaches! LuckyCharms 23 hrs ago #47

lol Niagara 7 hrs ago #56

Just...you know...you're punny... LuckyCharms 6 hrs ago #57

I almost had him! I almost had him! Niagara 4 hrs ago #58

I don't know about you, Hendry. You might fold under questioning! LuckyCharms 4 hrs ago #59

You don't need three onions Niagara 2 hrs ago #62

Paulie did the prep work, and... LuckyCharms 2 hrs ago #63

What a hatchet job berniesandersmittens 23 hrs ago #46

Strong like bull, smart like tracror. Ptah 22 hrs ago #48

I had to Google that one! LuckyCharms 22 hrs ago #50

I would offer to help... Harker 22 hrs ago #49

I did have a handle on it Harker... LuckyCharms 22 hrs ago #51

Whose fingers, Lucky? Harker 22 hrs ago #52

LMAO! LuckyCharms 22 hrs ago #53

Gets me every time! Harker 22 hrs ago #54

I totally KNEW someone would post this most hilarious of TV comedy moments. 3catwoman3 3 hrs ago #60

I hesitated, having recently undergone hernia surgery. Harker 3 hrs ago #61

Laughter is good medicine. 3catwoman3 1 hr ago #64

So far, so good, thanks! Harker 1 hr ago #65